I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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