The brown eye won't let me do that either.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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