Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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