It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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