did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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