Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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