So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
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fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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