We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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