We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
The convent might be a nice break from real life
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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