i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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