Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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