I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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