just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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