he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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