You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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