I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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