kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
They have beer where we have blood.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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