I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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