it's not cheating when I paid for it
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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