whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
This is my gift to your gina
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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