i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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