i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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