What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
you didnt know i had herpes?
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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