what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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