this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
whose parrot is this?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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