yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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