Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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