ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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