What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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