Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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