singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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