I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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