Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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