So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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