i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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