ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
