I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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