i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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