is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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