Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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