bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
