brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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