I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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