her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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