he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Found the puke drawer
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize