I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
