I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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