This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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