I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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