You're so nebulous sometimes
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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