just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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