I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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