some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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