Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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