Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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